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すごい写真とタイトル（「クジラがハマにあがった！」）ですが、TV番組の一コマだったとのこと。キャプションにスパイスがかかっています。ベニスビーチにはもう何年も行っていません。あのあたりのアパートをひとつ、と淡い夢を抱いたのはもう３０年も前。ずいぶんと変わったと思います。ともあれ、気をつけよう、その一口。こう言い続けて２０年...。（UG）
　　
　　
THE beaches of California are famous for the amount of flesh on display - but this is ridiculous.
An obscenely fat man tries to get to his feet with the aid of two slim beauties.
By some miracle they succeed - but the tiny chair sticks to his humongous hips. The Venice Beach incident was not all it seemed, though. It was really a stunt for TV comedy Naked Man.　At least the girls didn't have to slap sun-tan lotion all over him. They'd have been there all day.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3114906/Whale-beached.html